Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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