Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
