What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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