Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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