no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm both gender and math confused
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