I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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