end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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