how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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