This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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