Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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