Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
