I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Randomize
