Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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