So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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