gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
