Fine. I'll sleep in my office
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
