Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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