Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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