She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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