i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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