Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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