does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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