Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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