So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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