She said her name was "party"
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Vodka?
Forever.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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