is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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