i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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