nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You are the jesus of drinking
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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