Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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