I can tuck mytits in my pants
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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