Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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