I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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