hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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