I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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