He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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