quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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