New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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