Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You're earring is so big in my mouth
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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