The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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