What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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