READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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