i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
