Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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