its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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