Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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