Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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