Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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