anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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