You're a womanizer and a bitch.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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