can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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